Reply With QuoteMick you must have sat on a cold slab lol , Germaloid is the best treatment, has a local anaesthetic in it which helps with itching and pain , whilst deflating the old farmers , someone told meOriginally Posted by mickd1961
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After a good five or six years of heaven the b a s t a r d s have arrived with a vengeance from early this morning.
An excruciating affliction designed by the devil himself.
I can’t fathom how any bloke could want to take it up the a r s e.........it’s taking all my courage just to poke the cream on with the old index finger!
Anybody else out there suffer?
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Mick you must have sat on a cold slab lol , Germaloid is the best treatment, has a local anaesthetic in it which helps with itching and pain , whilst deflating the old farmers , someone told me
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Grape anyone?!
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Very droll Minn!
Grape anyone?!
Paid the doctor a visit today........quite a delicate flower and not a bad looker,I’d suggest that my visit was the last one she’d have wanted just before her tea.
It seems I have a thrombosised vein or something like that ☹️
Just about to stick the ice pack up my rectum again ( I’ve been told to be wary of frostbite! ) which at the moment is the highlight of my day.
Getting older is no fun.
Except for the 👩*⚕️
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Ey Mick, give these a go when you’re rodding the old farmers tonight! You could always gaffer tape the sticks together and knock up a ‘double ender’ and get the Mrs involved.
No, wait! How about this baby for ice cool relief!
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I’ve been using one of the ice packs the missus uses in her cool bag.......I’ll eat fresh for the next few weeks!Ey Mick, give these a go when you’re rodding the old farmers tonight! You could always gaffer tape the sticks together and knock up a ‘double ender’ and get the Mrs involved.
No, wait! How about this baby for ice cool relief!
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