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Thread: The Human Body

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    The Human Body

    In these difficult times I think we are beholden to think of any measures to save money and recycle where possible.

    Take a dead human body for instance.

    The intestines would make an excellent hose pipe.
    Earlobes are perfect for ash trays.
    The nostrils would make ideal pen holders.
    The skull could make a serviceable plant pot if a stand was incorporated so it wouldn't roll about.
    The lungs could be adapted to make a pair of bellows.
    The arse would, as other people point out, make a brilliant bike stand.
    The brain could be used as a sponge.

    So instead of burning a corpse we should spot a business opportunity here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1959_60 View Post
    In these difficult times I think we are beholden to think of any measures to save money and recycle where possible.

    Take a dead human body for instance.

    The intestines would make an excellent hose pipe.
    Earlobes are perfect for ash trays.
    The nostrils would make ideal pen holders.
    The skull could make a serviceable plant pot if a stand was incorporated so it wouldn't roll about.
    The lungs could be adapted to make a pair of bellows.
    The arse would, as other people point out, make a brilliant bike stand.
    The brain could be used as a sponge.

    So instead of burning a corpse we should spot a business opportunity here.
    Typical silly bloody type of Lib Dem idea if you ask me?

    We could however shove a metal pole on a foot and use it for a walking stick.

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    That's the idea BT- you are getting into this conservation thing.

    The testicles would make great stress balls.
    The rib cage could be used for a toast rack.
    The jaws would be an ideal nutcracker.
    Knockers could be adapted for use as scatter cushions or tea caddies.

    I'll contact Jo Swinson and tell her to stick it in the manifesto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1959_60 View Post
    That's the idea BT- you are getting into this conservation thing.

    The testicles would make great stress balls.
    The rib cage could be used for a toast rack.
    The jaws would be an ideal nutcracker.
    Knockers could be adapted for use as scatter cushions or tea caddies.

    I'll contact Jo Swinson and tell her to stick it in the manifesto.
    If you contact Jo Swinson, please ask her to disappear up her own arse. Now that would be a really great idea for the rest of us human bodies.

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