Motherwell away October 19th roll call, match thread and all that cr@p

[blowupsheep]

In light of the sadly continuing dark times at our club and by popular demand I am happy that my experience in starting such threads is still in high demand and my efforts to the cause are still appreciated by some.
So here we go, Murderwell away October 19th 2019.

In / Oot - It's a big NO!!!! from me as I really canna be @rsed with this sh1t any more.

Furryboots - somewhere in the sandpit

Pre - Power boating then maybe getting my pubic hair waxed of my ball sack (such fun)

Post - Kinda wishing I had not left the veet and hot wax on my ball sack for so long, but hey it will still be a happier feeling than watching Red TV ffs

Prediction - 2-0 murderwell but McWinless will be happy with the effort and commitment shown form the lads and how they stuck to the game plan and game management which is clearly still not working.

will take a 0-0 right now but seriously cannot see it.

Oh Derek McWinless

[Devanha Red]

Good to see the OFFICIAL post off and running. Never too early to concentrate on the next game.

In/Oot - OOT

Prediction - Motherwell 2 Dons 1

Scorer - Cosgrove (pen)

[Mason89]

In/Oot - In
Pre - At a top reds house, right next door to Fir Park. One hopes there’s a decent buffet
Post - New Century possibly then back into town
Prediction- The buffet will be decent. Couldn’t really give a f*ck about the football

[RED_JOHN]

Good to see a match thread up early. Good on you Blowupsheep.
I won’t bother my self by going to the match as I know it’s something of little interest at the moment. A big thanks to Stewart Milne and Derek McInnes for killing my desire of seeing the Dons. RedTV could well be getting ditched also....better things to do with my weekends.

[blowupsheep]

.better things to do with my weekends.

I know that feeling only too well pal

[Pacman1903]

In/Oot - Oot

Furryboots.-The country of the white flags

Pre - Local culture in Frances food capital

Post - Lyon v Dijon

Prediction- Lyon to win comfortably and me to eat too much

[Don_Corleone]

Good to see a match thread up early. Good on you Blowupsheep.
I won’t bother my self by going to the match as I know it’s something of little interest at the moment. A big thanks to Stewart Milne and Derek McInnes for killing my desire of seeing the Dons. RedTV could well be getting ditched also....better things to do with my weekends.

Aye, I usually tune in on RedTV, or watch the match replay later if I can't watch live. However I'm getting close to just cancelling it as it's invariably a waste of 90 minutes of my life which leaves me in a bad mood. We don't even have a single player at the moment I actually enjoy watching.

Motherwell will likely beat us 2-0, unless we get a penalty, in which case it'll be 2-1. We'll keep up our brilliant run of not having more than 2 shots on target during the game and will likely pick up a further injury or suspension while we're at it.

[RED_JOHN]

Aye, I usually tune in on RedTV, or watch the match replay later if I can't watch live. However I'm getting close to just cancelling it as it's invariably a waste of 90 minutes of my life which leaves me in a bad mood. We don't even have a single player at the moment I actually enjoy watching.

Motherwell will likely beat us 2-0, unless we get a penalty, in which case it'll be 2-1. We'll keep up our brilliant run of not having more than 2 shots on target during the game and will likely pick up a further injury or suspension while we're at it.

It’s a bad day when we cannot be bothered watching it on the tv never mind going to the match.
If you were the manager and the stats coming in nearly every single week saying 2 shots on target, you would surely do something about it as you would realise that is probably not enough to see games out and get decent results.
Put it this way, imagine an advertisement for one of our matches that said....roll up roll up come and watch the Dons, £26 is all we ask per adult but consider the number £13 good luck as it costs you £13 for a shot on target. Can’t promise it will be a good one but it’s an effort nonetheless. You would tell them to shove it, unless you were at your wits end.

[blowupsheep]

Aye, I usually tune in on RedTV, or watch the match replay later if I can't watch live. However I'm getting close to just cancelling it as it's invariably a waste of 90 minutes of my life which leaves me in a bad mood. We don't even have a single player at the moment I actually enjoy watching.

Motherwell will likely beat us 2-0, unless we get a penalty, in which case it'll be 2-1. We'll keep up our brilliant run of not having more than 2 shots on target during the game and will likely pick up a further injury or suspension while we're at it.

Totally my sentiments as well 100%
WE all know I have been with Red TV now for god knows how many years and pretty much have watched every single game.
I did not watch a single minute of the huns game despite logging on I came up with something better to do. And I never even bothered to log on to Red TV on Saturday, again I came up with something better to do.

[fittiered]

We'll keep up our brilliant run of not having more than 2 shots on target during the game.

Probably get a good price for shots on target predictions...