Hey Im not as old as you Mr Camilla Parker lol, you might have been best mates with messrs Abbott & Costello etc!!.
Did you also know messrs Laurel & Hardy, and have you got their original autographs, they might be worth a few sheckels these days ?.
As for our unfortunate club situation, somebody is at fault here Cam mate, and we're all pointing the fingers right now, all over Oakwell actually but I think we know who and what is to blame here!.