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    Saturday's Big European Match At The House Of Commons

    If Saturday's big European match at the House Of Commons is a tie it will go to penalties. If it is level after both sides have taken 5 penalties it will then become sudden defeat.

    Which MPs would you have taking the first 5 penalties for your side?
    Mine would be :-
    Boris Johnson
    Jacob Rees-Mogg
    Peter Bone
    Bill Cash
    John Redwood

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    Boris Johnson - Puts it too far to the right.
    Jacob Rees-Mogg - Gets his nanny to take it. She misses.
    Peter Bone - Way over the top.
    Bill Cash - Cash saved
    John Redwood - Not a clue what’s happening so just pretends. Misses.


    That’s what happens when you put Bercow in goal.

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    Thats genuinely funny. A sniper would work, they can roll the ball in .

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