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Thread: Do you reckon that there has ever been any ***ual activity in a space craft?

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    Do you reckon that there has ever been any ***ual activity in a space craft?

    There must have been a bit of shagging going on, surely?

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    Space-station shenanigans? I’m sure there must have been at least a quick J Arthur or two. And the odd shag just for the sake of experimentation.

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    Eight (8) posts eight (8) years,have you been busy Clap? (8)
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    Joking apart, there must have been as part of understanding how the human body works in a vacuum, as an experiment. You would have to be jammed against a bulkhead to get some grip.

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    I believe that the human body does not work all that well in a vacuum, it tends to die. But the study of the human body functioning in low gravity conditions whilst in a craft either orbiting the Earth or in geostationary orbit is worth doing. We need to know which positions are best and if the duration of the matter is the same as on Earth.

    When the first people go to Mars it is likely to take at least 4 months. Will there be shagging all the way?

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    I’m sure they’ll have other things to do, like replying to my requests for a 24/7 video feed. Especially if it’s an all female crew.

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    Indeed. What are the implications of male female oral, whereby the female chooses not to imbibe? We will have free floating possibilities, whereby if it comes into contact with an alien at some point, we will have an alien human hybrid.

    It is possible as the laws of the universe are universal, a star system further than the strongest telescope can see, are governed by the laws we have. Or conversely, will they have Kleenex? Will an in utero foetus survive in space, will it grow differently? The answer is yes, nature adjusts.
    Just when you thought Frankenstein does not exist.

    Billy Johnson, Shard End Birmingham (help).

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    Quote Originally Posted by griff View Post
    I’m sure they’ll have other things to do, like replying to my requests for a 24/7 video feed. Especially if it’s an all female crew.
    The crew would have to be 20-30 strong to cover all of the different genders and races aboard so they didn't upset anybody before they even started

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    These adverts make it almost impossible to come onto fm and post without waiting for 4 or five of them to finish first,it's honestly getting past as joke now

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    I see no adverts. In fact it is so long ago since I last saw any adverts on any site that I forget how I inhibited them. It was probably that piece of software that has a name beginning with 'Ad' and ending in 'Block'.
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