Aye, jist a workin mannie like the rest,
Nae the worst, an' nae the best,
Diz eez job, picks up eez pay,
Turns up on time ne'er every day,
Some days magic, an' some days tragic
Nae doot tho he's a part o' the fabric,
There'll come a day fan we miss the guy
....But stop an' think tae wonder why
......
.... Ah get a feelin this is kinda unfinished