Football funnies

[Pacman1903]

other knob being funny was Gordon Strachan when he was asked for a "quick word" and he replied "velocity"

[RedStarTorphins]

other knob being funny was Gordon Strachan when he was asked for a "quick word" and he replied "velocity"

Martin Buchan was the originator of that line.

[RedStarTorphins]

Fill your boots....

https://howtheyplay.com/team-sports/...ootball-Quotes

[Pacman1903]

Martin Buchan was the originator of that line.

never knew that

[afc1903mad]

"If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both."

[afc1903mad]

"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one"

[afc1903mad]

"If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there"

[afc1903mad]

"To put it in gentleman’s terms, if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, you’ve done what you set out to do. We didn’t look our best today but we pulled.

Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks she’s not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi.

She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let’s have coffee."

[afc1903mad]

"When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1"

[Pacman1903]

"When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1"

Who said that?