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    Football funnies

    Arbroaths Dick Campbell on the news tonight:

    'That's 4 wins out of 5, it doesn't get any better than that'


    Any more?

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    Partick manager John Lambie's response to being told that the striker Colin McGlashan was concussed and didn't know who he was: "Tell him he's Pele and get him back on."

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    "Long ball looking for Mackay-Steven at the edge of the 'Dee'."

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    McInnes: “Considine should be in the Scotland squad”

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    Stewart Milne saying he wants his Aberdeen in the top 100 clubs in Europe

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    McGhee: "It's only 3 points"

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    Quote Originally Posted by its_a_goal View Post
    Partick manager John Lambie's response to being told that the striker Colin McGlashan was concussed and didn't know who he was: "Tell him he's Pele and get him back on."
    One of the greatest Scottish fitba quotes

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    Although I hate the mutant c@nt I laughed when I read this a few years back. Scott Brown on his partnership in Celtics midfield with Stuart Armstrong

    “We’re slightly different characters, he reads and I cannae.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by ByeByeScum2012 View Post
    McInnes:
    Fixed that for you min

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    The Peter Crouch one always makes me smile:

    Interviewer - Peter, what would you have been if you were not a footballer?

    Crouch - A virgin.

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