Football funnies

[Onebobbyconnor]

Fill your boots....

https://howtheyplay.com/team-sports/...ootball-Quotes

Number 34 on this list one of my favourite football quotes ever when Ian Rush said he never settled in Italy because it was "Like living in a foreign country". No sh1t Ian.

[Onebobbyconnor]

Chris Kamara has some beauties: -

"Barnsley have started off the way they mean to begin."

“For Burnley to win they are going to have to score.”

“Nicky Shorey is the provider but Shane Long has made this all on his own”

The the famous instance needs to be shown again

Absolute belter. Pay attention Kammy.. One of the best tv moments ever.

[bigj]

Marcus rashford continually going on about the 3 points when interviewed after a recent cup win??? Anyone would think footballers were too daft to think for themselves and were programmed

[blowupsheep]

As far as football funnies go, this is about as funny as it gets

[afc1903mad]

It was a game of two halves.......... but Aberdeen couldn’t score in either of them

[its_a_goal]

I’m auld, so I canna mind the first line, but to the tune of the grand old duke of York, it was something like

Our manager is called Porterfield
He has 11 eleven men
He marched them up to the halfway line
And he marched them back again.

[NaeMairNeeps]

The half pissed but fully pissed off hun I smiled smugly at on the Merkland road corner of our wonderful stadium on 24 December 1977 ... who greeted me with 'have a ****in poxy Christmas an' a ****in ****e new year' .... follow-following his team bein gubbed 4-0 by the good guys

[NaeMairNeeps]

Ayr United keeper Hugh Sproat's response tae the Beach end chant "Hugh Sproat's a ****er"

[afc1903mad]

We’re just getting Cosgrove’s player of the year award ready