'TWO short-legged, round-chested figures were strutting round the pitch at AESSEAL New York Stadium. One was a pigeon.The other was a referee with a bird-brained idea of how to run a football match'
'As the two sides traded blows, the pigeon was here, there and everywhere, a presence in both halves, rarely on the ball but always on the move, racking up better GPS stats than even Wiles'
.......Paul an excellent description of the inept Ref.