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Thread: Extremely Old Jokes

  1. #1
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    Extremely Old Jokes

    I'm telling my mate about my dog.

    "Roger the dog watches the football results. If Carlisle United have lost he growls. If we have drawn he is silent".

    "What does he do when Carlisle United have won?".

    "How the f­uck would I know? I have had him for only 2 years".

  2. #2
    Join Date
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    A man goes down with a ship, he swims ashore to an island and falls asleep. When he wakes up, his arms are red, as are his legs, the sky and the beach. He suddenly realises hes been marooned.

    Marino.

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