A racing bike
Yesterday I was thinking about the different Christmas presents I have received over the years.
My Mother in Law (we both disliked each other intensely) once offered me a lighter in the shape of a gun. You pulled the trigger and the flame was meant to come out of the barrel. There were however a few problems...
1) There was no gas
2) There was no flint
and number 3.....I don’t smoke!
Talk about taking the piss...it did make laugh though
Has anybody else on here received stupid gifts like mine?
A racing bike
Nah, the pump’s for his inflatable friend.
Crystal Palace Wife/ Daughter and in-laws fans.....Enough said.
Well a new manager/head coach.
Please not Moyes or big Sam
You can have Dyche..
Even Watfud could beat manure :-/