Christmas presents

[frenchlion]

Yesterday I was thinking about the different Christmas presents I have received over the years.
My Mother in Law (we both disliked each other intensely) once offered me a lighter in the shape of a gun. You pulled the trigger and the flame was meant to come out of the barrel. There were however a few problems...
1) There was no gas
2) There was no flint
and number 3.....I don’t smoke!
Talk about taking the piss...it did make laugh though

Has anybody else on here received stupid gifts like mine?

[gaz1959]

A racing bike

[frenchlion]

A racing bike

And I bet it was without a pump

[griff]

Nah, the pump’s for his inflatable friend.

[Tricky1966]

Crystal Palace Wife/ Daughter and in-laws fans.....Enough said.

[frenchlion]

L

Crystal Palace Wife/ Daughter and in-laws fans.....Enough said.

Poor old Tricky.....I wouldn’t wish that on anybody, even an*‘appy ammer

[Tricky1966]

Well a new manager/head coach.
Please not Moyes or big Sam

[alfinyalcabo]

You can have Dyche..

[gaz1959]

Even Watfud could beat manure :-/

[frenchlion]

T

Well a new manager/head coach.
Please not Moyes or big Sam

The ‘ammers should ask Avram to come back