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Thread: Ashley is 55

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    Ashley is 55

    I could see him staying on at least another 10 years.


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    He looks heavier than that,

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    We need more clarity .

    You could be talking about his waist size in inches , his IQ or his weight in stones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigsausage View Post
    we need more clarity .

    You could be talking about his waist size in inches , his iq or his weight in stones.

    ;d

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBigSausage View Post
    We need more clarity .

    You could be talking about his waist size in inches , his IQ or his weight in stones.
    I thought it was obvious; he is 55 times the greedy, fat ******* I initially thought he was.

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    Same age as myself. Hmmmmmm.
    Probably the same weight as me, as well.
    Most likely the same size as me.
    People might wonder if he is me. Or I'm him.

    Hmmmmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghostrider View Post
    Same age as myself. Hmmmmmm.
    Probably the same weight as me, as well.
    Most likely the same size as me.
    People might wonder if he is me. Or I'm him.

    Hmmmmm.
    Hi Mike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toptoon View Post
    Hi Mike.
    Hi Dunter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghostrider View Post
    Same age as myself. Hmmmmmm.
    Probably the same weight as me, as well.
    Most likely the same size as me.
    People might wonder if he is me. Or I'm him.

    Hmmmmm.
    Nope...Mike is too busy running his business to spend all day trying to be relevant on the internet..

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