Cambridge are away to Morecambe on Saturday, that means Morecambe will win, and be a point behind you. I don't know who you've got, or Stevenage, but give it two weeks and you could be bottom, and heading for non league. Then a pall of depression will settle upon all of you.

A blackness will descend, a deep unbroken blanket of despair, impending doom and fathomless sorrow. Cambridge will do their best to take your place, but will fail, as they fail in everything.

Corporal Edgar Allan Poe. Of Clacton.