Smithy -" You got your specs in there, ref?"
Smith ’you’re a clown’ (polite)
Ref ‘nowt new there lad’
Smithy -" You got your specs in there, ref?"
The classic; "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
Smudge; you got a semi on ?
Ref; I thought he left you ages ago
Giz a go on your laughing gas ref cos that last decision was feking funny
If I fall down like their No15 will tha give we a foul.
Clear pen ref. Are you blind or are your eyes in your bxxxocks? Better go to Specsavers
Smudge keeps pressing the referee reset button - but with no result...
'Get thi arm off me and stick that f****** can right up thi a.rse....cos tha never gunna gi us owt today!'
Where’s the original named ref?