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    Just in case anyone is remotely interested

    Picked up a new Mercedes GLC AMG 300d 4matic today from Newcastle Mercedes

    Returned from skiing holiday in Zell am See on Saturday did all the black and red runs and never fell once

    Had a vasectomy in 1995 and operation went smoothly

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    Impressive! Only beaten by Pboro having part of his c0ck removed.

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    Just got back from graft. 'Twas a rough day. Haven't had any of my c0ck removed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal View Post
    Impressive! Only beaten by Pboro having part of his c0ck removed.
    Surprised he couldn’t get his foreskin over his bell end

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milburn9 View Post
    Just got back from graft. 'Twas a rough day. Haven't had any of my c0ck removed.
    Quite an interesting day then mate, did you not meet any Ex England Footballers, managers or nephews of coaches on your travels today then

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOtherTerryMac View Post
    Picked up a new Mercedes GLC AMG 300d 4matic today from Newcastle Mercedes

    Returned from skiing holiday in Zell am See on Saturday did all the black and red runs and never fell once

    Had a vasectomy in 1995 and operation went smoothly
    what colour
    my c63 premium obsidian black

    i dont like skiing

    i wish i had mine earlier

    but me new younger wife doesnt want kids with a 55 year old bloke ,so we dont have to burn rubber we went for the chop

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOtherTerryMac View Post
    Quite an interesting day then mate, did you not meet any Ex England Footballers, managers or nephews of coaches on your travels today then
    You lot have just reminded me I need to get the helicopter ready for tomorrow,going for a bite to eat with Shearer and Rob Lee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOtherTerryMac View Post
    Surprised he couldn’t get his foreskin over his bell end
    Might have had a foreskin like a tarts p!ss flaps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOtherTerryMac View Post
    Quite an interesting day then mate, did you not meet any Ex England Footballers, managers or nephews of coaches on your travels today then
    Sorry mate. No footballers but I was at Wanderers over the weekend having loads of pints with Stokes, Woakes and the other blokes.

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    Just sat in a restaurant in Kerala , eating nan breads at 30p , currys £3 , rice £1 double G&T.. £2.. Oh and it's 35C.

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