Admire this beautiful city through your car windscreen, you wont be able to afford it, when you commute. Manage a gifted team full of talented players, especially the young ones. Our Director of football, who isn't a director of football sez so.

A generation of failure is just bad luck, weve hit the bar a number of times and had a few near misses. 90% of conceded goals are flukes. Our luck is about to turn.

You will be able to shop for players in reserve teams, for example Hartlepool United where we got that superstar Jake Carroll. Never rule out Sutton United, St Neots, or Bromley. You must be expected to sign knackered journeymen that no else wants, that die on the job. Free transfers are a must. Even if they have a club foot, and have trouble standing up, you will play them in the first team because we regularly run out of players.

The board will back you ion the transfer market with all the gusto they have got, sending you complimentary emails, and verbal support. They will back the chief scout when he identifies another Jake Carroll, with greenbacks, while ignoring you.

The board will not listen to your report in the boardroom. Players here regularly go on holiday during the season like our former managing director Jez George who fked off to watch the ashes mid season. The players will pretend to have an injury, and you will make excuses for them in the press.

This is especially important in regards to Jack Roles who wants a break whenever he wants one, because he is special,and some pitches do not deserve his talent. Like the Macclesfield one. And the directors agree with him.

You will molly coddle the players like the directors do, and fulfil there every need. Everyone. You will not be critical.

If they have a bad game, which is 90%of the time, you will praise them. If you don't the dummy will be spat and the directors will be upset. They will then get injured anyway.

The director of football, ex Cambridge City manager(failed), will judge you, the players will play like they have cornovirus, the directors will appoint a new coach, and fire your signings, then you will be

FIRED.

Your career will be over, no one gets fired by Cambridge and goes onto better things.

Apply now to...….Mickey Mouse, Director of football, but isn't, Abbey Stadium etc.

Paul Barry. We expect to carry on traditions here, if you want to win games of football, don't apply.