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Thread: O/T David Beckham joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pboromag View Post
    Only pat

    But now he is denying the love

    Gutted
    Nar Pboro. You're very distinctly not my type. I'm much more selective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cannylad View Post
    Meanwhile.

    Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.
    She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says
    "You know what I want, don't you?"


    "Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole feckin' bed by the looks of it!"
    😂 wasting your time mate. Was hoping this thread could've been just for stupid jokes. Just turned out to be the inevitable. This forum has been great for a while, every thread now turns into he said she said. And this is grown men we are talking about!!!! What a mess.

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    It's a pity, I had a few more gems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cannylad View Post
    It's a pity, I had a few more gems.
    😂 me too. Might as well just shut the thread down. Was worth a try though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cannylad View Post
    It's a pity, I had a few more gems.
    Pile them on Cannylad. They are all good for a laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by ex_pat_magpie View Post
    Pile them on Cannylad. They are all good for a laugh
    Bill man we all own Zobra the Turk he’s just a plaything on this Board

    Your trying to have a rational conversation with an imbecile just put the daft lad on ignore it’s the future

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOtherTerryMac View Post
    Bill man we all own Zobra the Turk he’s just a plaything on this Board

    Your trying to have a rational conversation with an imbecile just put the daft lad on ignore it’s the future
    That’s not the way forward mate. Bill is correct in his ways. The lad is poorly and needs a bit of help 👍

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronandtet View Post
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    Haha ! Same avatar, the lot ! How goes Ron ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyv9 View Post
    Haha ! Same avatar, the lot ! How goes Ron ?
    still moving mr v - just lol

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