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    Women drivers

    Why do they need huge 4x4 vehicles that they are too nervous to handle to pick up one child from school. I just came through Gornal and on the hill by the Redhall schools a woman was stuck in the middle of the road facing oncoming traffic. She was terrified to reverse up the hill and it took her several minutes to reverse four feet, but she didn't turn the wheel and was still blocking the road. When the traffic finally got through one bloke pulled up by her and gave her a right mouthful. I can't believe that some of the women on the roads today have passed a test. Another annoying thing they do is stand in the middle of the road to get the kids out instead of getting them out on the nearside. It's terrifying to think that some of the f***ers are allowed to drive a bus. I think that Johnson should pass a law forbidding women from driving anything bigger than a smart car, or better still getting them off the road altogether. They have difficulty maneuvering a shopping trolley in a supermarket FFS.

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    I watch a site where women drive naked Des.

    I’m not averse to them doing that.

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    I saw a woman driver at the lights in my rear view mirror the other day and she was brushing her hair and then she put on some lipstick. As I pulled away on green she was still doing her make up as I heard car horns behind her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phild View Post
    I saw a woman driver at the lights in my rear view mirror the other day and she was brushing her hair and then she put on some lipstick. As I pulled away on green she was still doing her make up as I heard car horns behind her.
    Yeah but if she was doing that whilst naked I’d have a raging hard on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
    Yeah but if she was doing that whilst naked I’d have a raging hard on.
    Problem with those sort of women is you end up with red rings round your dick at varying intervals....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
    Yeah but if she was doing that whilst naked I’d have a raging hard on.

    But what if it were Diane Abbott? It could also be Phil S with a bit of lippy on coming back from doing rentaringpiece.com

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