Raising sponsorship money for charity by doing eccentric tasks

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Jenkins, Nixon and Pattison each have a low profile in terms of such events as the BBC Children In Need / Red Nose day events etc.

I reckon that the three of them should do something eccentric to raise sponsorship money for appropriate charities. If they would each spend a full day in a bath of s­hit I would probably afterwards donate a couple of quid for that. But someone else would have to collect the sponsors­hit money because I would not like to be in too close a proximity to the abominable s­hit men.