Is Simon Calder the only b­astard who knows anything about travel and holidays etc or are there hundreds of people all over the UK who have at least his level of competence in these matters?

It seems to be that whenever any of the media want to know anything about the subject they come up against a law that states that if anyone other than Simon Calder is consulted then the person responsible for hiring anyone else to talk about it will have his d­ick chopped off.