Wakey wakey Steve !!

[sinkov]

After another appalling display from Newcastle's £40 million non-scoring Brazilian striker Joelinton at Arsenal (30 hours without a goal now), Steve Bruce said he had to keep reminding him to get into the box more. Far be it from me to tell a football man as experienced as Steve Bruce how to do his job, but I'm going to anyway.

Stevey baby, if you keep having to tell your striker he needs to get into the box more, you need a new striker mate. FFS it ain't rocket science, wake up man, I'm just pointing out the bleedin obvious.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

I might in the past have given our wooden Kiwi abuse for constantly being offside, but one thing is for sure, he knows where the six yard box is!

Then along came this chap with the ability not to worry about being in the penalty area, and in his own words, "he just closes his eyes and smashes it in".

This NUFC Joelinton dude is total phooking bobbins. Where the phook did you find him Brucie?

[Supersub6]

Just watch him score a hat trick against the Clarets --you saw it here first! lol

[sinkov]

Just watch him score a hat trick against the Clarets --you saw it here first! lol

These things often come back to bite you on the bum Sub, and unlike your good self I do worry about some things, but Joelinton scoring a hat trick against us isn't one of them.

[Supersub6]

these things often come back to bite you on the bum sub, and unlike your good self i do worry about some things, but joelinton scoring a hat trick against us isn't one of them. ;d

Certainly would be a surprise!

[The Bedlington Terrier]

The first time Tarkowski hits Big Joe, he will disappear from the game.



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