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Thread: Females ( what turns you off?)

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    Females ( what turns you off?)

    I know the list would be endless if we talked about what the problems are long term, but what puts you off at first glance?

    Even then the list is long, but this thread has been inspired by a quine cha’in chuddy in full sight of me.

    What the **** is that all about?

    How can anyone live with that?

    Makes me cringe, it really does.

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    I joined Tinder recently and I've learned to swipe away any girls that pout or use those silly filter things to give themselves dog ears or a pig nose or some sh*te. They look f*cking ridiculous.

    Smoking/ vaping is a big put off for me.

    On smoking... How the f*ck can anyone want to spark up a fag as soon as they wake up? Gads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mondo_notion View Post
    On smoking... How the f*ck can anyone want to spark up a fag as soon as they wake up? Gads.
    I think folk who have cans of Monster for breakfast are worse.

    Back on topic, my missus is a Celtic supporting Pink Floyd Fan & I’ve previously went out with a Hun. So I suppose the answer is ‘nothing’

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    I think folk who have cans of Monster for breakfast are worse.
    I like a tin of green monster but couldn't crack one open straight off the bedside table.

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    Ba's

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    Gin O'Clock

    Living their best life

    Live Love Laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo1983 View Post
    Gin O'Clock

    Living their best life

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    Absolutely. I also loathe:-

    Calling any other female "missus" irregardless of their marital status

    Overuse of the word 'cringe'

    Not being able to recognise the current Pakistani wicketkeeper
    Last edited by StandfreeFM; 04-03-2020 at 08:15 AM.

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    Just for all the ladies looking in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo1983 View Post
    Gin O'Clock

    Living their best life

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    I have to say that I'm bloody glad I grew up in the seventies.
    Women were hard enough to understand then, never mind all this fake stuff.
    A complete lack of mobile phones was a bonus we didn't even know we had.

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    Loud eens. Like to attempt to exert superiority on others by spikken' loudly.

    And then the same eens that congregate in the middle of an open plan office and whisper to eachother. Tak it ootside, tarts.

    Eens that ging on about going on 5 star holidays, to 5 star hotels.

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