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To prevent the spread of germs, people who need to sneeze are advised to do so into their upper arm. People have instead, started stock piling toilet paper. This confirms the long standing belief that too many people don't know their arse from their elbow.
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On the subject of stock piling I hear that our supermarkets have introduced fresh measures. Tesco are restricting people to two toilet rolls and two packets of paracetamol, Sainsbury’s won’t allow people to buy more than three tins of baked beans, Asda have said no more than five items of any canned food for any one customer and Aldi are restricting customers to only two thermal vests, two bags of potting compost and a single blue tooth incorporated tool station each.
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