Cracking Drying Day fo Mary's Clarts

[SBRed48]

I know there are mooar important things abart but Mary sharted across this afternooin that itz been the best drying day sooa far this year as she wo unpegging her line of clarts. They were like Wordsworth's daffodils, yellow and fluttering in the breeze.

Keep safe

[Romared]

Ez tha sent that weatherman on Calendar a foto onnum ? Mek shoor tha duzzit in horizontal tho,
Dunt bi laikin art withi mates, thaccun laik hopscotch onthi orn int back yard , dunt be wearin thi gluvvs n mask tho , last time tha did bobbys cot thi

[SBRed48]

Mi old mobile dunt evva camera burrav told John the Weatherman to come rarnd next Mundi weshing day if its fine after Mary ez pegged art her clarts and do the weather from her back yard with the yellow gussets flapping in the wind rarnd his face.

[pass_and_move]

Yeller gussets, meks mi feel bilious

[SBRed48]

Yeller gussets, meks mi feel bilious

A can't blame her Pass. Shiz tried ivverything--boiling, bleaching, Jeyes Fluid and other products, scrubbing until the gussets ev frayed, the lot. Problem is she ez slight leakage issues and it dries in staining the gusset and she gets chafing wearing them pads.

[pass_and_move]

A wor in an unfamiliar boozer a couple o week agu SB evin a fair old few and after holding off evin mi first pyss for as long as a cud (am like a leaking tap wunce I eva slash) a finally went. A wo stud ova urinal wi mi hand on wall, lookin up at ceiling and breathing a sigh o relief whilst a good healthy stream hit the porcelain. As a wo draining them 4 or 5 pints of bitter from mi bladder, a looked darn and much to mi dismay, mi shoes and trarzers wo completely covered in mi pyss. Unfortunately for me a wo stood directly ovver plugoil or outlet which weren't quite watertight.

[SBRed48]

A wor in an unfamiliar boozer a couple o week agu SB evin a fair old few and after holding off evin mi first pyss for as long as a cud (am like a leaking tap wunce I eva slash) a finally went. A wo stud ova urinal wi mi hand on wall, lookin up at ceiling and breathing a sigh o relief whilst a good healthy stream hit the porcelain. As a wo draining them 4 or 5 pints of bitter from mi bladder, a looked darn and much to mi dismay, mi shoes and trarzers wo completely covered in mi pyss. Unfortunately for me a wo stood directly ovver plugoil or outlet which weren't quite watertight.

Welcome to the world of the elders Pass.

Mind you a wo p1ssing on Roma's shoes 40 years ago in the steam under the Brewery Stand on a cowd February neet.

[Jules88]

And Normal service is resumed..... more please.

[EthelRed]

SB when the wind is in the right direction and the clarts are on the line, do you experience the wonderful smell of soapsuds and dolly blue? or something else?

[SBRed48]

SB when the wind is in the right direction and the clarts are on the line, do you experience the wonderful smell of soapsuds and dolly blue? or something else?

She gives 'em the best fettle she can to be fair Eths.

There can be the scent of "Urine ! by Mary" at £15-99 a bottle if they are damp drying on the fireguard or on the kitchen creel indooars in the winter.