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Thread: O/T Shortages of stuff.

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    O/T Shortages of stuff.

    What products food or otherwise would you miss badly if the shops get to a point that certain items canít be bought? Or what products do you miss from years ago that you canít get now?

    For me , Marmalade now and Spangles

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    Morello black cherry jam , beechnut chowing gum ,
    Wife bought me a pasty from Cannon Hall yistdi (delicious ) editt fo mi lunch wi some vegetable soup with an oxo crushed innit ,
    got me last few yorksha mix anorl all soldart wi panic buyer's !!

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    Bog Rolls is the biggy fo me. A luv a satisfying dump and clean wipe. A wo thinking worra could use if a cuddant gerrolda it that wuddant block the bog---

    - a can still remember our artside sh1toyle in Doduth Bottom (see worra did theear)--whitewesh, wooden seeat, torn squares of newspaper onna metal hook-- so torn up newspaper would be first choice.

    --week- old thin white Mothers Pride bread, just past its best, provides enough purchase, flexibility and strength if used with a flattish palm and it then disintegrates in the watta.

    --dried grass cuttings placed on a sponge, washing the sponge in Dettol afterwards

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    Gerra bidet fitted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exiletyke View Post
    Gerra bidet fitted
    Do they wesh their arses crouched ovva these Bidet things ? A thought they were fo weshing thi feet and genitals ? Av nivva understood 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRed48 View Post
    Bog Rolls is the biggy fo me. A luv a satisfying dump and clean wipe. A wo thinking worra could use if a cuddant gerrolda it that wuddant block the bog---

    - a can still remember our artside sh1toyle in Doduth Bottom (see worra did theear)--whitewesh, wooden seeat, torn squares of newspaper onna metal hook-- so torn up newspaper would be first choice.

    --week- old thin white Mothers Pride bread, just past its best, provides enough purchase, flexibility and strength if used with a flattish palm and it then disintegrates in the watta.

    --dried grass cuttings placed on a sponge, washing the sponge in Dettol afterwards
    .....just where is next door neighbours cat............?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRed48 View Post
    Do they wesh their arses crouched ovva these Bidet things ? A thought they were fo weshing thi feet and genitals ? Av nivva understood 'em.

    Like paul Hogan on Crocodile Dundee- "some nitwits put 2 dunny's in here!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exiletyke View Post
    Gerra bidet fitted
    Another 3 word slogan

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    Ad miss mi weetabix if a couldn't gerrodothemennymooar

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    Quote Originally Posted by pass_and_move View Post
    Ad miss mi weetabix if a couldn't gerrodothemennymooar
    Cut out the middleman. Put two moist Weetabix straight in the bidet.

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