I was walking through Ely recently and I saw two socialists, you can always tell them apart, they wore pink jeans and walk funny.
They had their hands in their own pockets.
In Tory Ely, a school child said that she wanted to be a socialist when she grew up. The teacher said you cant do both.
Two commies walk into a bar, one said "shall we share a drink".
Grow up son. And no, its not a choice between communism and the Nazis.
A proud TORY.