Biggest Donkey in a Notts shirt

[Elite_Pie]

Any one of the 24 (or so) overseas players the “Buying Dutchman” signed - there was some particularly hopeless centre half.

Civard Sprockel? Not a name that's easily forgotten!

[navypie]

Kevin Rapley

I had such high hopes for him, but he was sh1te.

[maddogslater]

Think he scored the winner at Brentford on his debut, all down hill from then

[BigFatPie]

By donkey, I’m taking it to mean tall, useless player, rather than just useless.

Sean Canham.

[irishpete]

By donkey, I’m taking it to mean tall, useless player, rather than just useless.

Sean Canham.

Nah, just feckin sheite

[navypie]

This thread could go on longer than the coronavirus.

[Old_pie]

Terry Bly

[60YearsAPie]

This thread could go on longer than the coronavirus.

That's just what I was thinking.

If you named your top 20, you'd only be scratching the surface.

We've had more donkeys than Skegness beach since it became a seaside resort in the 19th century.

[tied_up_in_notts]

Some tiny forward we signed from Man. Utd so therefore he must be good (he wasn’t - the name Forde rings a bell)

Ryan Forde was another crappy signing from Man Utd, but I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Matty Williams who scored loads of goals for Utd reserves and then played for us on his way to non-league obscurity - he ended up at various Welsh League clubs. He was useless.

[i961pie]

Terry Bly

Ditto, came with a big reputation and was rubbish. I saw him take a penalty once the the ball bobbled about 3 times before it struggled to roll wide of the post and just managed to get over the touch line.