Comedy gold.
Go on admit it. You fancy me don't you Elton?
You're obsessed to the point, my name comes up incessantly in your posts.
You call me thick, yet your grammar belies how much of an ignoramus you really are.
Of course, you'll claim you did it all on purpose. You really are a legend in your back garden.
As for the jibe about Tabita. I can feel a bet coming on. Been down this road before with you. How about 10 k for charity?
She'd still break nose though. I wouldn't stop her doing that.
That's what I love about you. You tar me with all sorts of labels, yet are about as credible as Corbyns manifesto.
Keep going, it really is funny.
But your on your own with the tap tap kiss kiss.
I'd tell you to get some help, but the docs are busy with the important people.
PS for your own good.
leave the alcohol alone. It will kill you eventually.