I didn't post a photo of some nutter with his swimming trunks on his head, years ago , and claim that it was Kempo - you did ! Memory going a bit, old fruitbat? You have been 59 years old for over 10 years I think, so you must be knocking on a bit now.
I have to take my swimming trunks,.... er, I mean hat off to you on that one... I would not have been capable of thinking up anything so ridiculous!
Don't forget that your "character" had the previous name "Will Ritson" (before getting banned) - the real-life one a pub landlord,
who was the self-proclaimed "World's Biggest Liar". Told customers that he had grown a turnip so big that he had hollowed it out and used it as a shed. Think Gm_gm might have been one of those gullible customers - he believes any rubbish that you tell him