Boris and his cabal of cretins imposed arbitrarily a 14 day quarantine period on Saturday for folks returning from their jollies in Spain.

Following a huge kick-off, it's been changed today (Tuesday) to just 10 days.

Boris has now decided to spunk millions on personal trainers to slim down a generation of coke guzzling, McDonalds munching obese lard arses.

Do you ever wake up and think, "If only?"

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