Quote Originally Posted by toonlegend View Post
the premier league are advertising a job :

Director of Executive Planning
Company NameThe Premier League Company Location London, England, United Kingdom
Posted DatePosted 1 day ago Number of applicants Over 200 applicants

lol overnight the number of applicants jumped massively , many applications coming from Newcastle upon Tyne and surrounding areas


https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/1962213899/


I've sent this to the PL HR email for the vacancy, for what good it does. My cover letter. It fooled my brother in law who couldn't see through the satire.




I think I would be ideal for the role of Director of Executive Planning as I would;

PLAN, DIRECT AND EXECUTE A STATEMENT REGARDING THE ATTEMPTED TAKEOVER OF NEWCASTLE UNITED.

I am confident I could execute this to a 'consistently high standard and in good time'.
My experience communicating with people makes me ideal for:

Improving the efficiency/transparency of the Directors tests.
Planning on replying to MP's communications.


I look forward to your reply. I can begin the role in 17 weeks.