Paddy is dying and he gathers his family around him. His wife , two sons and his daughter are there with him, along with the nurse. With not long to go before he passes, he calls his eldest son over. "Sheamas, I want you to take charge of all the houses on Coltree." "I will father," the reply. He calls the youngest son over and says, "Mick I want you to look after the properties in the City Centre," "I will father" the reply. He then calls the daughter over, "Angela I want you to take charge of all the apartments on the Malone Road." "I will father." the reply. He then calls his wife to the bedside. "Agnes, I want you to take charge and look after all the properties on the Upper Lisburn Road.". "I will Paddy she says."

Shortly after he passes away. The Nurse speaks for the first time, " What a wonderful man, I didn't think he had ten Euros to his name. He must have worked so hard to have amassed so much property and wealth."






The wife quickly spoke up, "He had **** all, he was a bloody window cleaner."