Luvvit.
Thaz only got the "Al tell thi wot " to go as a way of alert that thar abart to se summat important
Luv the idea of Turtle Head Chris Whitty doing posh Tarnspeyk.
Standing at the Downing St Lectern--
"Gentlemen I have something to say.
There is no need to pay my usual Consultant's fee for this information.
There appears to be something amiss here in this situation",
to replace the proper--
"Al tell thi wot,
And this is fo nowt this is,
Summat's not reyt darn theear."