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Thread: FAO SBRed....

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
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    FAO SBRed....

    Not got long, some scroats have set fire to our buny, we've ed last laugh tho cos it worra dummy brushwood pile and alt pallets and sleepers are safe up side ot garage.

    Thowt ad do a quick report on mi social experiment

    On Mondi av introduced " yer can av that one for nowt" - av not gid em everything at once it nivver hurts to keep a bit back in reserve and we dun't want to confuse issue,
    Anyway today one ot welders told mi " thee watch they'll extend lockdarn to new year" the e sez " al gi thi this for nowt it'll b t end o January"

    It's only tekken til Thursdi !!!

    Am not gerring giddy it could just be a one off.

    Mark my words before covid ends am convinced we'll hear that Chris Witty tell us " I'll give you this for nothing, we're following the science"

    Got to gerroff afore there's no parkin left.

    Be good.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
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    Luvvit.

    Thaz only got the "Al tell thi wot " to go as a way of alert that thar abart to se summat important
    Luv the idea of Turtle Head Chris Whitty doing posh Tarnspeyk.

    Standing at the Downing St Lectern--

    "Gentlemen I have something to say.
    There is no need to pay my usual Consultant's fee for this information.
    There appears to be something amiss here in this situation",

    to replace the proper--

    "Al tell thi wot,
    And this is fo nowt this is,
    Summat's not reyt darn theear."

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