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    Love this tweet

    Congratulations.

    Not in hospital with suspected covid this morning?

    You join the 67, 964, 625 (99.95%) of Brits who ain't either.

    Just 1 person in 1900 is in hospital with suspected covid.

    1899 out of every 1900 of us.....is not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    Congratulations.

    Not in hospital with suspected covid this morning?

    You join the 67, 964, 625 (99.95%) of Brits who ain't either.

    Just 1 person in 1900 is in hospital with suspected covid.

    1899 out of every 1900 of us.....is not.
    Reporting positive things like that will never catch on.

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    Can we do cancer next?

    Not in hospital with suspected cancer this morning?

    You join the 67, 964, 625 (99.95%) of Brits who ain't either.

    Just 1 person in 1900 is in hospital with suspected cancer.

    1899 out of every 1900 of us.....is not.

    Cancer is a hoax

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    What a tit you are Tainted, There's nobody in hospital with cancer because their treatment has been put on the back burner.

    Never mind, when they die they can be counted as Covid related deaths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deeranged View Post
    What a tit you are Tainted, There's nobody in hospital with cancer because their treatment has been put on the back burner.

    Never mind, when they die they can be counted as Covid related deaths.
    That’s not true. Any of it.

    People are being treated for cancer and when they die it’s put down as cancer if that’s what killed them.

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    You canna say that Harry , that doesn’t fit in with sh1t spouted on here everyday , you’re not allowed to tell the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by num1adi View Post
    You canna say that Harry , that doesn’t fit in with sh1t spouted on here everyday , you’re not allowed to tell the truth
    The truth is, most of them died from obesity apparently

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    Quote Originally Posted by num1adi View Post
    You canna say that Harry , that doesn’t fit in with sh1t spouted on here everyday , you’re not allowed to tell the truth
    Plenty of people have died because cancer treatment was withdrawn or delayed, plenty people will die in the future because cancer was not diagnosed early enough.

    That's ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grantzer View Post
    The truth is, most of them died from obesity apparently
    So the national covid service ticking along fine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    So the national covid service ticking along fine?
    It's under pressure,possibly a lockdown of all bakeries and sweetshops is the way to go.but then deeranged will just claim no-one is dying from obesity anymore,it's all covid.

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