FAO Jim Jam.

[GUNBOAT]

Read fae the USA all the way to Cyprus,
your iconic thread aboot the Corona Virus
this board forever will be in your debt,
as Robbie's boys failed to hit the net.

[GUNBOAT]

It had mair hits than the Funsters derby net,
brilliant debate and posts i will never forget,
ok sometimes filled with lies and dross,
when we were visited fae uncle rros.

[stokearab]

Read fae the USA all the way to Cyprus,
your iconic thread aboot the Corona Virus
this board forever will be in your debt,
as Robbie's boys failed to hit the net.

Shedboys posts had the Covid thread groaning
A cleaned up one keeps that ball rolling
Affshore's reading this from the pub
But win or lose We Are still Some Club

Jim Jam's missing his long lost thread
But not all is lost, no one dead
Notso's notso very bright
We might be struggling
But the Dee are sh1te

[Jim_Jam]

So Captain Tom they made a National Treasure
And he brought some folk pride and pleasure
wi that Shedboy didnae much agree
His argument only Gunboat could see

A Tory plot manipulation and lies
Can no everybody understand he cries
On UnitedMad he pit us straight
No thinking o’ the poor threads fate

[GUNBOAT]

Charlie first to let the it beknown,
its his kingdom and his throne,
he can spread the virus although unplanned,
and carry it up to the Scottish highlands.

[GUNBOAT]

Shedboys posts had the Covid thread groaning
A cleaned up one keeps that ball rolling
Affshore's reading this from the pub
But win or lose We Are still Some Club

Jim Jam's missing his long lost thread
But not all is lost, no one dead
Notso's notso very bright
We might be struggling
But the Dee are sh1te

Classic stuff Stokie boy,honestly brilliant.

[stokearab]

Classic stuff Stokie boy,honestly brilliant.

Cheers GB, enjoying all the rhymes. Won't go down well with the tEK editors though 😃

[GUNBOAT]

So Captain Tom they made a National Treasure
And he brought some folk pride and pleasure
wi that Shedboy didnae much agree
His argument only Gunboat could see

A Tory plot manipulation and lies
Can no everybody understand he cries
On UnitedMad he pit us straight
No thinking o’ the poor threads fate

The Boat fires aff a GUN salute,
as Jim Jams thread goes doon the chute,
a masterpiece a century in the making,
the greatest number of posts there for the taking.

[GUNBOAT]

The next update to all a shock,
Boris's heed was on the block,
he never practiced what he preached,
or followed the Donald and drunk the bleach.

[GUNBOAT]

Fae the ICU back to number ten,
Boris banging pots and pans again,
the Tories had cut the NHS to the FN bone,
but it still restored him back on the throne.

FACT.