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    Soylent Green....It's Here !

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    ....further to a previous mentioning of this undesirable foodstuff.


    we have this....


    Wisconsin Senate approves ‘water cremation’ for human use

    The Aquamation system by Indiana-based Bio-Response Solutions uses water and caustic chemicals to reduce the human body to an effluent that is washed into the sewer system.
    Senate Bill 228 expands the definition of cremation to include use of alkaline hydrolysis (AH), a process that uses water, lye, heat and pressure to turn body tissue into a liquid slurry that is disposed in the sewer system.


    https://www.catholicworldreport.com/...for-human-use/

    then what...to be spread where ?


    go back a few years....and we find this article. in the grauniad.

    A Greener way to go - What's the most Eco-Friendly way to dispose of a body

    Burial uses too much land; cremation releases too much CO2. So what about composting our loved ones – or even dissolving them?

    “There’s an ‘ick factor’ involved with this technology,” Fisher says. “People worry their bodies are being dissolved or that it’s a waste of water – but that 250 gallons we use per body can then be used as fertiliser because of the nutrients that are in it. People’s perceptions need to change.”


    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...rial-cremation


    here it comes....








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    A bit of irony there, being "cremated" with water. Burial at sea should be an alternative, give the fishies some protein.

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    I really don't want to be flushed down the f*cking toilet, I'd much rather be incinerated and spread on Holcombe Moor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    I really don't want to be flushed down the f*cking toilet, I'd much rather be incinerated and spread on Holcombe Moor.
    BT ---another thing not to worry about ---unless they do it whilst you are still alive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kritichris View Post
    A bit of irony there, being "cremated" with water. Burial at sea should be an alternative, give the fishies some protein.
    Quiet burials at sea with no witnesses can always be arranged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by outwoodclaret View Post
    Quiet burials at sea with no witnesses can always be arranged.
    Do you mean the ones with concrete boots outwood?

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    yet another Mad Cow idea, spinal cord contamination anyone ?...then there's all those drugs, chemical creations to pollute the food....and will it be locals we're scoffing, if so, how local - a Leeds fan ?....or a few bowls of rice, and we wake up with slanty eyes...No Thankyou, or more politely - Fluck Off !

    I wonder....as we speak, how many folk there are on Earth, who's passing has gone unknown, petrified remains sat in their armchairs, with the tv on.



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