A helpful note for Nobby Griif and Oldboy

[Psaw]

I want you to imagine your mind as a peaceful lagoon, the waters are still, but much goes on underneath. All tenseness begins to subside in your body, your mind relaxes.

Imagine a path alongside the lagoon, and you walk along it, going deeper into a dark but welcoming forest. You leave the outside world behind, you breath deeply and relax. You are safe. You are alone with your thoughts as you go deeper and deeper.

You deeply relax.

I want you to think about how successful you have been in predicting football results, i want you imagine being even more successful. You can be more successful by predicting higher scores with regular three fours and fives. By successfully anticipating higher scores, you will score more points. You can score higher by anticipating more away wins, and more shock results. This will score far more points. You want to win.

And you shall by following the path, todays path to success.

And now, now that success is guaranteed, i want you too awaken, now 1 2 3

4 5 6 ....

And awake.

You feel well and relaxed.

You can go about your day.

[griff]

Who’s Griif?

[Psaw]

Its you Griff. I always thought you were a single effer, but no, you are a double effer Its Griff.

[howoldboy]

I tried it and enjoyed the relaxation.

The problem was that when I opened my eyes some ******* had taken £20 out of my wallet.

[Blackdogblue]

***** = Chalky 😀

[Psaw]

Im glad you enjoyed it oldboy. Its more than relaxation though.