Coming off the M25 today in my 30 tonne lorry I couldn't stop in time and ran over a bunch of protesters. Something about wall insulation. What a bunch of work shy c*unts. The old reactions were a bit slow I must confess from 17 pints of scrumpy last night and I did have my mobile in one hand and a Maccy D's in the other, but how dare they stop a bloke trying to do an honest day's work picking up illegals at a grand a pop.

When I let them off at Fleet Services several of the fackers puked up because of the mess and I had to clear it up as they ran for it.

Can I send the bill to Extinction Rebellion ?