To the singers in the Kop

[ThaiPie]

We've got Matty Palmer;
Best in the Vanarama.

He's smoother than Obama,
Drinks less than Keir Starmer.

There's nobody who's calmer
So he brings The Pies good karma.

Matt-ee! Matt-ee! Matt-ee!

Writing a chant - your avin a laugh.

Seriously, the political verse is quality and made me chuckle.

[DelroyFacey22]

The Kyle Dixon chant works too,

Oh Matty Palmer,
You are the love of my life
Oh Matty Palmer,
I'd let you shag my wife,
Oh Matty Palmer...
I want curly hair too

Or ginger hair, his hairs ginger right? Close enough

[Bernard_Bresslaw]

Palmer, Palmer, Palmer you're worth a million, you give and go, you give and go-ohhh-oh.

Maybe not.

[SwalePie]

Palmer, Palmer, Palmer you're worth a million, you give and go, you give and go-ohhh-oh.

Maybe not.

Took me a while to figure out but this is to the tune of Karma Chameleon... yes? Nice one.

[Elite_Pie]

Matty Palmer (clap, clap clap, clap, clap)

Repeat until bored.

I've always had a way with words.

[Bernard_Bresslaw]

It is indeed Palmer Chameleon. Me and Matt Palmer by The Housemartins sounded like a good idea but was surprisingly elusive

[ancientpie]

Matty Palmer (clap, clap clap, clap, clap)

Repeat until bored.

I've always had a way with words.

Could work Eli, have you ever noticed how the loudest chants are the ones with the fewest words?

[SaltySeaDog]

Palmer, Palmer, Palmer you're worth a million, you give and go, you give and go-ohhh-oh.

Maybe not.

I think this would bring a lot of smiles on the terraces. I say aye

[lunaspie]

I think this would bring a lot of smiles on the terraces. I say aye

R*d,gold and green - the colours of Ethiopian Emperor Haile Unlikely.