New Floodlights

[LaughingMagpie]

Nah. It's in case the pitch ever gets flooded. You can then turn the lights on and measure the depth of the water with the official Notts County Flood Measuring Stick.

My mistake 🤣

[SwalePie]

I think they might be remote control as well. If the opposition are looking dangerous we can increase the brightness and aim it into their eyes to put them off.

Aaaah! Crafty these Danes.

[Magpies1959]

An old know it all bloke at work, when asked why they put the floodlights on during the day of an evening fixture, said, 'it's to dry the pitch out' 🤣🤣🤣

[Elite_Pie]

I haven't been near the ground for a while, so for me this thread is quite illuminating.

[Oldstripy]

Nah. It's in case the pitch ever gets flooded. You can then turn the lights on and measure the depth of the water with the official Notts County Flood Measuring Stick.

Brilliant

[upthemaggies]

Seeing the thread title, I thought for a moment our owners were about to take inspiration from the Danish team Horsens FC.

[Chicken Balti Pie]

This thread has brightened up my evening...

[durhampie]

Its shed a light on a few things...

[lunaspie]

We have the Kop behind us when we play at ohm.

[51Magpie]

Resistance is futile!