O/T Joke of the day

[Brin]

Let’s get this going again. Feel free to add your joke any day and help put a smile on faces 😀

Todays

A weasel walks into a bar.
The barman says, ‘I’ve never had a weasel in my bar before, what would you like?’

‘Pop’ goes the weasel.

[vespabri]

Everytime I put my clothes up in my wardrobe I get angry.
I think I need hanger management

[gru]

I went to doctors he said I've got Hypochondria. I said not that as well!



Husband said his wife is threatening to leave him because of his obsession with Status Quo so he said to her I'll get you a gift to cheer you up. She said what are you going to get me? He said Whatever you want!

[Pattylallacks2]

I went to doctors he said I've got Hypochondria. I said not that as well!



Husband said his wife is threatening to leave him because of his obsession with Status Quo so he said to her I'll get you a gift to cheer you up. She said what are you going to get me? He said Whatever you want!

Better than Nothing at All

[South Coast Miller]

[BramleyMiller58]

I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get Pasta


I used to live hand to mouth.
Do you know what changed my life?
Cutlery

(With thanks to the Edinburgh fringe)

[Nardendee]

I thought this was funny :

https://youtu.be/UAVphPZ4GWE

[poddington]

I’ve invented a new word…


Plagiarism!

[NYSRich]

My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.

I said I didn’t know he could.

[Brin]

My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.

I said I didn’t know he could.