Well done Emmerdale for smashing the TV Awards again.

EastEnders my arse.

The musta been a lot ruerrin last neet at the Faith Dingle scenes.

Al and Chas spend yet another afternooin in a hotel bedroom. At least Al edda dressing garn on in the traditional post *** scenes sat up in bed. It'll knock Paddy fo six wenni finds art wot's been gooin on.