O/T Joke of the day

[howdydoo]

I saw Duncan Goodhew this morning wearing a pink roll-neck sweater. He looked a right d&ck.

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

What does the receptionist at a Sperm Bank say as clients leave ?
' Thanks for Coming '.

[avondalemiller]

What does the receptionist at a Sperm Bank say as clients leave ?
' Thanks for Coming '.

....we've processed your deposit Sir.........

[avondalemiller]

A blind man entered a w.anking competition, he's no idea where he come....................

[CAMiller]

What does the receptionist at a Sperm Bank say as clients leave ?
' Thanks for Coming '.

What does the receptionist at a Sperm Bank say as clients arrive ?

'Would you like a hand Sir?'

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

Why is *ex like a bank account, because you lose interest after every withdrawal.

[Brin]

Here’s some good news!
For all of you who have recently purchased a Welsh football shirt, you should still qualify for a 14 day money back guarantee.

[howdydoo]

[Brin]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

Fish net bag from Amazon, certainly carries a lot.