I saw Edwyn Collins at Inverness railway station lunchtime today.
Dinna think he's in the frame for the manager's gig like.
I bought an affa fine sassidge roll fae Greggs on Friday. and Ah swear the guy in front o' the queue was Bill Shankly!
When did he join the queue?
Nae idea min .... he wis in front o' me afore Ah got there .... Ah didna get a right look at eez coupon til he farted an' looked back at ma as if tae blame it on ma. ... Ma first thought wis "F*ck me! ... It's Bill Shankly!"
Looked a good bit aulder than Ah remember, so maybe nae - still, Ah def think Shanks would be that kinda guy fa wid fart in the dressin room, ask "fa wis 'at?" ... an' the first tae say "sorry boss, it wis me" wid be first name on the team sheet ... so, ken? maybe it wis him richt enough
You've taken that too far min, naebody ever bought anything from Greggs that was fine.
Ah'd jist got hame fae a 7 mile ramble ... dry loaf smeared wi Daphne Broon's pishflaps wid hae tasted jist as good
However, Ah wis neither dehydrated nor malnourished enough tae hae ma perception diminished tae the point that Ah widna recognise Bill Shankly .... or suss a doppelganger ... it wis him! .. and he's nae here tae hae a cup o' tea an' a fine piece at Duthie Park!
Last edited by NaeMairNeeps; 21-03-2023 at 02:49 AM.