Tonight’s games

[Brin]

Egyptian Premier League:

Al lttihad 2 v 0 Aswan SC

Both players have had a player sent off.

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Egyptian Premier League:

Al lttihad 2 v 0 Aswan SC

Both players have had a player sent off.

Sent home to their mummies

[Brin]

🤣🤣👍

Players were Mustafa Camel and Sandy Dunes

[Nardendee]

Aren’t they a pyramid fielders?
Apparently they refused to go off as they were in de Nile. One was a shocking decision so they Mustapha nappeal process.

[Brin]

Aren’t they a pyramid fielders?
Apparently they refused to go off as they were in de Nile. One was a shocking decision so they Mustapha nappeal process.

🤣🤣 keep em coming

One said there was no in. Tent. Other said it wasn’t in a tent. Pharaoh enough he said.

[Nardendee]

They just discovered an Egyptian tomb filled with chocolate and hazelnut

They believe it is the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher

[Nardendee]

I have to admit. I'm pretty disappointed. I met a chap from Egypt today. He walked just like us.

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

What's a mummy's favourite music ?

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Why was the mummy stressed ?

He was all wound up

What do they call a Egyptian doctor ?

A Cairo-practor

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

Are ancient Egyptians any good at building pyramids ?

Up to a point


Why was the Egyptian mummy upset about his tomb building business ?

He found out it was a pyramid scheme.

[Brin]

What’s an Egyptians favourite music?

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