Egyptian Premier League:
Al lttihad 2 v 0 Aswan SC
Both players have had a player sent off.
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Players were Mustafa Camel and Sandy Dunes
Aren’t they a pyramid fielders?
Apparently they refused to go off as they were in de Nile. One was a shocking decision so they Mustapha nappeal process.
They just discovered an Egyptian tomb filled with chocolate and hazelnut
They believe it is the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher
I have to admit. I'm pretty disappointed. I met a chap from Egypt today. He walked just like us.
What's a mummy's favourite music ?
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Why was the mummy stressed ?
He was all wound up
What do they call a Egyptian doctor ?
A Cairo-practor
Are ancient Egyptians any good at building pyramids ?
Up to a point
Why was the Egyptian mummy upset about his tomb building business ?
He found out it was a pyramid scheme.
What’s an Egyptians favourite music?
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