Bloody yobs.

[WBA1955]

I went to the local co op earlier, I always wait until it's quiet after dark. I parked on the car park right outside. I made sure I locked the car before I went and I noticed a gang of five youths hanging around outside the butchers.
I got my beer and my favourite pork pie plus some bread, eggs and other stuff.
I struggled back to the car with two bags in my hands and that's when these b astards jumped on me.
My wife said I ought to go to the hospital in the morning. I said I don't like hospitals they're not pleasant places, but she said it's best I go to see if any of them have regained consciousness..

[soulman101]

I went to the local co op earlier, I always wait until it's quiet after dark. I parked on the car park right outside. I made sure I locked the car before I went and I noticed a gang of five youths hanging around outside the butchers.
I got my beer and my favourite pork pie plus some bread, eggs and other stuff.
I struggled back to the car with two bags in my hands and that's when these b astards jumped on me.
My wife said I ought to go to the hospital in the morning. I said I don't like hospitals they're not pleasant places, but she said it's best I go to see if any of them have regained consciousness..

Nice one

[phild]

If he hadn't mentioned pork pies I would would have believed him

[Pugmitch]

We know he’s lying ‘cause the hospital wouldn’t have got them past A&E with the delays to ambulances till later today!

[DaveP67 is back!]

Hope this is a windup? If not hope you are ok Des, I know you can look after yourself but anything can happen in situations like this. Let us know mate.

[boingy]

[WBA1955]

Hope this is a windup? If not hope you are ok Des, I know you can look after yourself but anything can happen in situations like this. Let us know mate.

I was joking Dave, I am nearly seventy now. Three would be a handful.

Thanks for the concern mate.👍